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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Former PE worker. Orange chicken is whole chicken breast and chicken nuggets is like a sculpted chicken pureé

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not sure of this is a real question but in case it is, Panda Express

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's real, I don't go around studying and memorizing abbreviations of fast food places.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ahhk damn... I only take culinary information from Physical Education teachers.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Aren't a lot of the innards aside from meat also ground up in said puree?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad they're using the whole chicken

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

75% more chicken per chicken.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not just the innards, but the outtards, too. They grind those baby chickens up whole

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those chicks might end up in cat food, but it wouldn't be allowed in US nuggets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure Jan.

Acceptable level of rat feces. You think that there’s not an acceptable level of chicken feathers and beak?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Yep, you eat rat poop.

And probably feathers and beak, too.

But the baby chick macerator drops the fluffy goo into a different bucket. It's not even necessarily the same processing plant as where the adult chickens are slaughtered for meat. Freshly hatched chicks are sexed so the boys can be immediately culled. Other meat doesn't go into that macerator, so you'd have to go out of your way to add it to the nugget mix, and the benfit of a few extra lbs of mostly feathers and bone are not going to be worth the effort.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And you think there's no acceptable amounts of rat poop in any other food you eat? Funny.

Chickens aren't grown in sterile level 4 labs. There's all kinds of contaminants in every food you eat. Many many more so if you buy "organic" because those fertilisers and weed killers are far less pure.

There are exceptions, of course. But you'll still find miniscule trace amounts of quicksilver in baby food every once in a while, sure. So little that the check machines won't even register there's any at all but a lab could still find some. But by and large, there are acceptable levels for everything and we check for all of that, too. There's a reason it's an industry, not grabbing a random chicken from the street and biting it's head off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, so? Organ meat is rich in nutrients, most often B vitamins, Iron, and vitamin A.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Interesting. I thought most Chinese places use cubed chicken thighs.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sorry, what? Err, yes, of course it is... i mean, its not quite chicken nuggets in the fast food sense, its cut pieces of chicken breast fried in batter and tossed in sauce as opposed to mashed up and reformed chicken anythings battered and tossed in sauce so its a little higer quality.

Forgive me, but it's like saying a snickers is just a mars bar but with nuts in.

Or fries are just potato strips cooked in oil.

But yeah.

Most things are things

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you work in a decent restaurant, the sweet and sour chicken is the light meat. We used dark meat for General Tso's, Orange Chicken, and Sesame Chicken. It tastes better.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you realise you can make chicken nuggets out of actual chicken?

Think of them as mini schnitzel chunks, they are amazing.

They were a staple of our household growing up, and it’s what I think of when someone says “chicken nuggets”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100%, but the context was around overly processed chicken made of "beaks and arseholes" as my mum used to say.

Also, generally speaking, chicken nuggets are low quality reformed chicken. I appreciate that anecdotally your experience is different. I wish i had grown up eating those nuggets as they sound excellent. However, for the majority, I'm certain that it's the shit nuggets most people were brought up on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A sandwich is just a flat hot dog

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (9 children)

No its not. A hotdog covers a sausage from 3 sides. A sandwich only from 2. Have you never heard of the cube rule?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Cereal is a cold soup

If my hotdog bun splits, does it cease being a hotdog and become a sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, it becomes a giraffe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of sub places don't cut the bread all the way through, so their sandwiches have bread on 3 sides

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It’s a taco.

Hotdogs are tacos.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or fries are just potato strips cooked in oil.

well, yeah? what's wrong with saying that? this is not the same point you're making about chicken breast vs chicken mash

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The point about the chicken mash is not the main point. Merely an observation about the caveat in my main point that the statement about orange chicken being orange and chicken is essentially just listing ingreadients.

Like saying cake is just flour eggs butter and sugar.

Yeah. Orange chicken is just orange sauce and chicken nuggets. Of course it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toast is just bread that has been toasted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Salad is just pieces of lettuce tossed in sauce

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and it's awesome! Same with Lemon Chicken. I want to experiment with a peach sauce.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Unless you go to basically a non franchise, non chain, actual asian/chinese restaurant/take out place... yeah basically if you dont do that, you are getting pretty much reconstituted chicken puree doused in... not really even real orange chicken sauce.

As with much modern food in America... its got waaaay more sugar and is missing other vital parts of the original way of making it.

Real orange chicken from a real chinese place tastes significantly different, and varies from place to place if they actually make the sauce on site. Usually a different medley of spices and oils... way more flavorful than extremely sweet orangeness.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Orange chicken is not a traditional food in China. It was invented in the USA at chinese take out restaurants using locally available ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I thought this too, especially after I lived in China for years, but I just went to Southern China and tangerine chicken is a traditional food used for celebrations.

Even if you don't eat it, since it's sweet, it's like a traditional celebratory good luck food to always have with your feasts at weddings or promotion dinners or family get-togethers.

First time I ever saw orange chicken in China, but apparently it is a traditional food down south, as far back as anyone I talked to remembers, and it's important to note that in the south, every spring festival every family and business buys a tangerine or clementine tree like a Christmas tree, so likely not an original Hawaiian creation in 1987 or whatever that cook says it was.

Maybe he independently created it, but it doesn't look like he originally created it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's pretty easy to make at home too. I make vegan orange chicken often.

Edit: the downvotes you get the minute you mention the "v-word" are hilarious. Some of you people are so touchy about a stranger on the internet just having a nice time and eating whatever food he wants to, god damn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is it the chickens that are vegan?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Eh, if you get really good chicken nuggets, yeah. You can find non-fastfood nuggets that are cut up thigh or breast.

But yeah, most of the Chinese-American restaurant chicken whatever is a fried piece of chicken in a sauce. Orange, sesame, tsos, they're all essentially the same thing in different sauce. Obviously, there's some variation in that, but it holds true in general

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orange chicken is made from orange and chicken? Big if true

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have an orange. I have a chicken. Ungh. Orange chicken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thanks for unlocking that memory, gofsckyourself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously I know what you meant to say, but I spent about 2 seconds wondering why someone would tell someone else to go filesystem check themselves.

Apparently my thought having machine is running slow today.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wendy's tested this concept I guess about a decade ago. The commercial ran check out Wendy's new Asian creations. I looked at the wife we both said f*** yeah and headed right over.

In the promo material in store it looked like hand breaded pieces of chicken lightly covered in a thick sauce. It was like general tso's and orange chicken had a baby. And then we ordered and it was six of their tiny little crappy frozen chicken nuggets barely tossed in a little bit of a nugget sauce. I never went back to Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you really want to blow your mind, look up the ad campaign when they introduced Chicken Nuggets in the 1980s. It was very much inspired by tempura fried chicken, so nuggets are literally the fast food version of the kind of chicken underneath the orange chicken sauce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, gong-bao chicken is also just diced chicken tossed in sauce, and san-bei chicken is, too. Beef Wellington is just half-ass cooked beef in pie crust.

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