Every woman who talks to me wants to see my genitals.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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Hi, I understand there are genitals to be viewed here?
Hey guys, is this the place to see those genitals?
Genitals!
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Chaotic neutral
Including myself
Relevant username?
I hope to always be relevant
Hi. Let's go someplace and have people eat us.
Dm me
That's what happens when you plated them in gold.
The problem is... How do you know when she interested and when not interested if she just chatting normally, i mean, I've been called dense many times when she didn't do even slightest signs of affection, just friendly chatting, that's it
ASK.
edit: If you can't communicate clearly, you're not ready to be in a relationship.
Every one of those who tried to talk to me? It would be kinda cringe, there should be at least SOME signs like touching hair or something, but they did NONE of them, well... Looks like i attract some tsunderes or something, only 2 SHOWED little signs, others just call me dense if i don't initiate myself
Ehh, that’s a self-selecting feature there mate. You don’t want to be with someone who communicates through inscrutable clues and then becomes upset if you don’t pick up on them or read them wrong. That’s a recipe for an emotional bad time.
Just the ones you're interested in romantically.
Are you trying to date every single woman who talks to you?
I would chat for a bit and if you are feeling it say, "I've enjoyed our time together. Would you like to go on a date and see if our connection develops further?", or something like that.
I'm not an expert in dating by any means, and I get that flirting exists, but I don't have time for anyone who would be offended by a straight-forward question like this.
Every one of those who tried to talk to me?
The ones you are interested in a more romantic relationship with, yes.
If you can’t communicate clearly, you’re not ready to be in a relationship.
Not sure if you mean the person you're replying to or the women in question
Both! If you ask directly and they can’t respond directly, move on and let them mature.
Here is a handy guide: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw
This is too real
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I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
You show signs you like her and see how she responds. You write like you want women to offer themselves up and you pick which one you want. Nah... You offer yourself and see if she's into it. Be subtle enough she's not sure if you're interested at first and ramp up until presence or lack of mutual interest becomes clear.
If the vibe turns sexy awkward ask her out. If it turns icky awkward just stop. Letting her go gracefully when she's not into you is key. If you over invest or don't drop it you'll get labeled creepy.
There is a difference between hard to get and impossible to get
Lol true not everyone wants to fuck everyone people men and women could be just friends
I also wouldn't fuck a zoomer who unironically uses AAVE.
You got that from… four words?
Also wtf? So what if they do?
They’re concerned about the first A in AAVE I think
Ouch.