Futurama

I'm 40% Futurama references

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

My manwich!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

You guys like swarms of things, right?

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

— I feel so sad that I don't have feelings

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

For no raisin

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

Shut up baby, I know it!

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Some folks call me Orange Joe

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.