Kiss my shiny metal ass!
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To shreds, you say‽
Fun on a bun.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Good news everyone!
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
All I know is my gut says maybe.
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Two live full-time in my brain:
- "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
- "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
Morbo is pleased, but sticky.
Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?
How's the family, Morbo?
Belligerent and numerous!
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
Same !
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
Good news, everyone!
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
just practicing my stabbing!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
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