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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"How dare these people have basic human needs, despite us very clearly not considering them human?!"

Fuck Israel...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

israeli soldiers seem a lot liike american cops

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Probably have the same arms dealers.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

"You have basic needs?? Bam! Now you don't need 'em!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, that hungry Palestinian we keep beating and shooting is going to assault me for all my bread. What am I, a poor Israel soldier, going to do?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

shoot them till they start to like you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

~~Hungry~~ Palestinians ~~looking for food~~ make Israeli soldiers feel unsafe

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"I felt unsafe" is the get out of jail free card card for them. Remember they also felt threatened by escaping topless Israeli hostages they thought were threatening Palestinians hiding guns under nonexistent shirts?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Something something about actions and consequences. Besides committing a genocide, If they maybe had allowed food to come in to Gaza maybe they had not been so desperate for food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

up next from American media: ''Are calling Palesitians human anti-semitic? GenocideJoe thinks so!''