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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmfao you got me there op.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I uploaded it specifically to get you!

edit: lmao I didn't even realize the post was removed and then reinstated until now, that's even funnier. Tbh the image got me too when I first saw it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck is up with that font? It’s objectively worse than comic sans. It’s a goddamn crime against humanity!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it Samsung's "choco cooky" maybe?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was made by hurtful people

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

We can agree on that. It's a horrible font.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This joke kinda reveals that OP is circumsized and probably thinks all other people with pensises are circumsized, too.

I wish nonconsentual genital mutilation wasn't such a normalized thing in American society.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What even is the joke that you're enjoying? "haha unsolicited dick pics are funny if it turns out to actually not be a dick under further examination"?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, pretty obviously, that is the joke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Can't argue with that. I think I need to remove myself from this community

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a non American with a full blown flesh cap I agree with your latter sentence.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A talala with its turtleneck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A pinky in a shorts leg

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It's a thumb

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I wish nonconsentual genital mutilation wasn't such a normalized thing in American society.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn't really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy wears the really short jorts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jorting around every day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Christian Horner?