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[–] [email protected] 223 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find it funny that this post thinks Austin Powers, a man shagging his way through clubs in 1969, doesn't understand bisexuality.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Everyone knows bisexuality didn’t exist until 2017.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Bisexuality was invented by commercialism. It was originally about getting aroused while shopping. Like feeling the nether tingles while looking at a toaster - in other words, a sarousal (sale + arousal). It was branded Buy-sexual by the eggheads in charge. But what they didn't expect was the growth of discount stores and coupons created nonstop sales, which cause a explosive sexual energy.. The power of this energy went beyond just finding 20% discounts, and the sarousal transformed into just regular arousal, causing test subjects to release their sexual energy by humping everyone, male or female.

Somewhere down the line, because of good marketing, Buy-sexual became bisexual, and that's how we got here today.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I legitimately thought this was going to be one of those Lemmy posts where you find a way to whine about capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wtf did the potatoes do to you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you père castor ! I love learning about history

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Bisexuality was invented by big porn to sell more sex

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Previously it was LGBT, for lesbian / gay / Bowie / trans. Not being bisexual, like David Bowie... just being attracted to David Bowie.

This was eventually dropped because that's everyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

that's everyone.

Maybe so but Bowie was way better at it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wasn't there some scene about it in one of the movies? Or am I thinking of Zoolander...

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Austin was fucking anything with a government ID and a pulse. Our concepts of sexuality mean nothing to him. He's beyond us.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting 'Alucard from Hellsing Abridged' vibes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Oh shit, is that Betty?"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As much as I’d like to see a good sequel to Austin Powers, I kinda feel like the posters are forgetting about The Love Guru in hoping for a progressive, non-tone deaf story. 😬

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That movie is twenty years old, fam.

Based on the Pentaverate... No, he's too old to pull it off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pentaverate was disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe it was. I didn't manage to get to the end to find out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked that movie. I don’t understand why it got panned so hard by critics and fans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IMO, I couldn't get through the first episode because too many of the jokes fell flat. The overall concept was brilliant, and Myers' track record suggested that this recipe couldn't fail. To me, the story and circumstances were humorous, satirical, even witty in places, but not funny. And with a story that is moving in service of flat jokes, it just didn't work for me.

I look back and think that whatever was in the room that made Austin Powers tick, just wasn't there. Writing? Direction? People to keep Mike reined in? More/better ensemble characters? Who knows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

keep reined in

Soneone didn't make it to the orgy "plate of hotdogs" scene, I see lol.

I recommend giving it another go, the first episode starts out slow to establish a lot of plot, but it pretty quickly ramps up.

There's a lot if good bits, and you do need to be 100% ready to see Micheal Myers dick. That show is not reined in lol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it tone deaf to think that a character representing the classic womanizer would be accepting of trans people?

Austin Powers is spoofing the on screen spy characters of the 60s, which attempted to appeal to a very much cis heterosexual fantasy, which generally would not include trans people.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw Austin powers as a kid and i always thought he was gay, apparently no amount of him hitting on women made me question it, it just the way he appeared to me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

He is/was extremely camp. It's now strongly associated with being gay, but wasn't always. Austin Powers somehow managed to pull off macho-camp extremely well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must've been the other site where I faffed about this:

Austin Powers doesn't understand sexual preferences... sober. He fondly recalls a shindig where he shagged dudes, and also drank a martini from a shoe because all the glasses were in the sink. That doesn't mean he expects enlightened 90s types to keep footwear in the cupboard.

This retcon even fits his exasperation over Liberace - "but women loved him!" See chan-board bodybuilder culture, where dudes are free and women are an achievement. Especially for other women. He's perfectly cool with dudes fucking dudes, but has put precisely zero thought into why either dude would prefer that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Realistically this can never happen because as soon as there's an announcement AP is going to have a trans scene, Its going to get dragged in every conservative group until the public opinion is that its gonna flop, regardless of content. Unfortunate cause it could be hilarious

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't he meant to be a British caricature too? "Lemme she them titties"?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caricature? Don't you mean inspiration and role model?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His teeth were too on the nose.

[–] Anyolduser 10 points 1 year ago

I believe they were in the mouth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He is meant to be James Bond if Bond was a 69'er instead of an English Gentleman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The last Larry games kind of did the self aware thing! And it's pretty much Austin Powers.