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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judging by the picture, it’s a cat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My cat likes pizza so I'm going to agree.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP, the correct gender neutral pronoun is "they", even if we talk about one person.

But generally a very solid meme!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

this is definitely not oc, dates back to at least aug 2020. this is also showcased by OP calling the teacher “she” while OOP hit em with the ol’ “it”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Which is always fun to point out to the bigots who lose their shit about "they/them" pronoun stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

grammatical animacy (“it” vs “they”) aside, its not as easy to get it/it’s right as some commenters suggest. the authors of the constitution got it wrong too. the error has it’s own few decades of historical precedent. 🙃

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

They could barely agree on how words were spelled back then.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone is calling out "it's" but not bough?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Good call, my eyes fixed that for me without me noticing.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was in the later years of elementary school when the American school system really started to become grossly underfunded.

I repeatedly heard my teacher grumbling about copy paper and lack of supplies. A coupe of times, my teacher complained to ME! Expressing how they were stressed out about not being able to get all the stuff they needed to teach and didn't mean to snap at me like that. O_O

I really felt bad for them, they couldn't do anything to stop it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Same experience. They're trying to turn education into a pyramid scheme.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how the pronoun suggests that the teacher is an actual cat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

We confirmed the lawyer is not a cat, but not the teacher.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gender neutral, but forgot their existed.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Been there. In my secondary school, every week a class was selected for performing well (so good feedback for behaviour and homework sort of stuff) so the class got a tenner I think. So at the end of the year when we won so many times we had about 100 quid so the teacher wanted to see what everybody wanted to do and of course the class said party. So the teacher had to plan out how to spread 100 pound on food for a class of 30 and she used her own money too. My form teacher was a legend.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Our class party's were always "bring a plate" type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

It was the best.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

For fuck's sake, guys

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Potluck is best luck!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"it's" - nice touch to hint at the underfunded school system

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

No capital to start the sentence, no period, “bough” instead of bought. Yep.

TBF there’s a whole separate mindset of online communication that seems to demand shitty writing and spelling, like there’s peer pressure to not do it right even if the writer might know better. One would hope in a more formal setting the writer would do better. Maybe.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it's a small gesture.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My parents were both teachers, so I feel this lol

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did a pizza party for the class that made the most improvement on a benchmark test. Paid ~$100 in my own money, tried to get everyone enough for two slices. It wasn’t the right kind of pizza, they were still hungry, I didn’t get the right soda… fuck me for not dropping that cash on a fat j instead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, $100 isn't enough to satisfy varying tastes, while also leaving out no one. Aside from that, kids didn't recognize sacrifice, nor were most of them taught the manners to say "No, but thank you."

Honestly, I think you probably should have known.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Then we teach them?? They're not gonna know if we don't be good role models for them, but doesn't mean they can't learn.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

why is the meme referring to the teacher as an "it"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone's so scared of pronouns now, humans are now referred to as non-sentient objects.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

To further dehumanize it for not buying enough pizza of course. /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Because it's a cat.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Nonbinary teacher, I guess?

Edit: How about agender and/or null gender then?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is such an easy thing to get, it’s a contraction, but it’s fucking butchered across the internet. It blows my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You would still use "their" there.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s? Do you mean their?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Teachers are subhuman now, didn't you get the memo?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it is own money. What's so hard to understand about that? /s

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Some teachers deserve all the good in the world.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This feels like it could be a new indicator for the relationship between economy and education... The Pizza Party Slice Index?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

this hurts my heart

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