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[–] rugburn 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

[–] Worx 20 points 1 year ago

I think it's probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can't seem to keep his hand off

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I've never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

If it's one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you'll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they're already pretty ok with that.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should I ignore the groping too?

[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Good Christian Wives don't mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I'll ignore the temple, but I won't ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

The future is Anor Londo, apparently

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are all the balls in the sky?

[–] ech@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mormon reward planets, I assume.

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those unaware, this is not a joke

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Damn! Boy already got some.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

[–] OADINC@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Back problems

[–] ech@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Least depraved mormon