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[–] rugburn 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

[–] Worx 20 points 1 year ago

I think it's probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can't seem to keep his hand off

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

If it's one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you'll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they're already pretty ok with that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should I ignore the groping too?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Good Christian Wives don't mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I'll ignore the temple, but I won't ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The future is Anor Londo, apparently

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are all the balls in the sky?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mormon reward planets, I assume.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those unaware, this is not a joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Damn! Boy already got some.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Back problems

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Least depraved mormon