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๐“˜ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ต ๐“› ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“น๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ซ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ, ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“บ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ธ ๐“ช ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cursive looks like a 10yr old wrote it, which is about the last time I actually wrote in cursive

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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Lowercase m, n, u, v, and w are confusing as shit when placed next to or near each other.

[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember coming across a similar comment chain, and someone brought out cursive Hanzi, and everyone lost their minds.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this feels like a shitpost and i wont fully believe it until - i dunno when.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No, that's true. However, putting lines under e.g. the ัˆ makes it a bit more readable.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I do not agree that uppercase G is easier to decipher than uppercase S

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're both pretty fucking bad.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

nothing in this life feels better than writing a cursive f. i put my whole arm into it. those things are the highlights of anything i write

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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may be cool, but you'll never be "Capital L" cool...

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Today is you ๐“›ucky day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Let's be honest. You didn't like learning cursive, you didn't like having to write full-ass papers in cursive because the computer lab was always full as a teenager, and you don't like writing cursive now because it means you probably have to borrow a pen from somebody at work who never washes their hands. Sincerely, a 45 year old.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I recently found an old letter from my grandpa to my grandma during the war in Old German handwriting. A lot of spikes. Decided to learn to read it. Nice journey, I recommend. (Not necessarily old GERMAN handwriting, but, you now, old handwriting in your mother tongue).

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky..."

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Kurrent the umlauts next to the capital letters looks identical to the small e lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

that's because they are, umlauts came from writing vowel digraphs as the first letter with the second letter above it, for example ueber/veber -> uอคber/vอคber -> รผber/vฬˆber -> รผber (although รผber in particular didn't actually originally have the spelling ueber). "e" turned into two lines, which now is represented as two dots/a diaeresis on most computer fonts. that's why, if you don't have access to diacritics (e.g. on technology), you write รค/รถ/รผ like ae/oe/ue (and why you have names which are spelled like Goethe instead of Gรถthe)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I ended up kind of creating my own cursive "font" because I thought several of the choices for letter shapes were, in graphological parlance, "Just completely fucking retarded." Like the lowercase S being a slightly pointy loop. I devised my own capital T as well, and jettisoned that Q that looks like a 2.

I wrote in completely illegible cursive until about halfway through college when I started using a laptop for all assignments. On a decent keyboard I can peak at 104 wpm. On the very rare occasion I do have to pick up a pen and write with it anymore, I'm usually jotting down measurements or something, or slopping out some squiggles that will just have to suffice as my signature.

I don't see teaching cursive to children as a particularly valuable usage of time, at this point it might be worth teaching them to read it, but proficiency in writing it is not valuable.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Omitted is the capital Q that looks like a 2.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's gets so much worse when you use russian cursive.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They're all easy to read when you know cursive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

insert language is easy to read when you know insert language

I think part of the problem lies in how cursive directly derived from print letters so shit like S, Z, and r makes you wonder who came up with this.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what the hell is cursive?!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the right bottom corner that's clearly greek Xi

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Serious question for people younger than me: How did you come up with a signature if you didn't learn cursive?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

just write your name really fast without lifting the pen

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just do a lil scribble and call it a day. Signatures are kind of stupid anyway.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how much the placement of the uppercase L stems from Randall Munroe's own memories of Far Side comics with the "Larson" signature.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lowercase b should be lower on y axis

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Honorable shoutout to words that have "br"

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Looking at this, while there is some overlap, it's very apparent that US cursive is not the same as Swedish cursive. E.g. lower case x starting from the top? O_O

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