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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I say no, but I discover later that it's a magic donut that gives +1 to your primary stat and I regret my decision.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what's your primary stat?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Obviously not perception (wisdom).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This hits home... I didn't know about the Hag fight and the +1 to stats in Baldur's Gate 3.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same, although when I did my second playthrough I still killed her. She's a hag. Unless you're playing as an evil character, she needs to die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I had already lost an eye so I couldn't do that. Sad times.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, you're too kind; I couldn't, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It hit it in the face with my sword!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your sword bounces off, and he remains unharmed for he is given immortality by the donut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damnit! Gimme some of that donut!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Trust me you don't want that .

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. He's being hospitable out of nature, but needs the nutrients more.

Gracefully decline, maintaining dignity all around.

Keep your friend's offer of generosity in the front of your mind. Offer it back or use it as a patience / grace battery later

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He likes your style. You are now his friend. You get to go on cool adventures in the forest and learn how to play dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I will bring more donuts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of the doughnut, or by the possum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One "by the possum," please.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You start to feel funny. Your bones and muscles start to change shape. Beautiful shiny fur grows out of your skin. You are now the opossum king. Good luck ruling your kingdom!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There needs to be a third option that says "shoo! shoo! Get out of the cats food! (shakes broom menacingly)"