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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Same energy as Joan Cornella's comics

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

These are some weird looking dolph--- oh

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (27 children)

Does anyone actually use touch for its intended purpose? Must be up there with cat.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wtf. All these years I thought 'touch' was reference to Michelangelo's Creation of Adam.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

That's beautiful, bro 🥲

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The intended use of touch is to update the timestamp right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. It could just as well have issued a file not found error when you try to touch a nonexistent file. And we would be none the wiser about what we're missing in the world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“Do one thing and do it very well” is the UNIX philosophy after all; if you’re 99% likely to just create that missing file after you get a file not found error, why should touch waste your time?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because now touch does two things.

Without touch, we could "just" use the shell to create files.

: > foo.txt
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Touch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:

Ensure the timestamp of is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

with this logic, any command that moves, copies or opens a file should just create a new file if it doesn't exist

and now you're just creating new files without realising just because of a typo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But this directly goes against that philosophy, since now instead of changing timestamps it's also creating files

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can pass -c to not create a file, but it does go against the philosophy that it creates them by default instead of that being an option

EDIT: Looking closer into the code, it would appear to maybe be an efficiency thing based on underlying system calls

Without that check, touch just opens a file for writing, with no other filesystem check, and closes it

With that check, touch first checks if the file exists, and then if so opens the file for writing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We use it to trigger service restarts.

touch tmp/service-restart.txt

Using monit to detect the timestamp change and do the actual restart command.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is an interesting idea to allow non-root users to restart a service. It looks like this is doable with systemd too. https://superuser.com/a/1531261

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about Linux but I do love touching cats

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You would love Linux cli.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Touch is super useful for commands that interact with a file but don't create the file by default. For example, yesterday I needed to copy a file to a remote machine accessible over ssh so I used scp (often known as "secure copy") but needed to touch the file in order to create it before scp would copy into it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sorry, what?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

cat

Ahhhhh, fuck. I'm quite noob with linux. I got into some rabbit hole trying to read the docs. I found 2 man pages, one is cat(1) and the other cat(1p). Apparently the 1p is for POSIX.

If someone could help me understand... As far as I could understand I would normally be concerned with (1), but what would I need to be doing to be affected by (1p)?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The POSIX standard is more portable. If you are writing scripts for your system, you can use the full features in the main man pages. If you are writing code that you want to run on other Linux systems, maybe with reduced feature sets like a tiny embedded computer or alternates to gnu tools like alpine linux, or even other unixes like the BSDs, you will have a better time if you limit yourself to POSIX-compatible features and options -- any POSIX-compatible Unix-like implementation should be able to run POSIX-compliant code.

This is also why many shell scripts will call #!/bin/sh instead of #!/bin/bash -- sh is more likely to be available on tinier systems than bash.

If you are just writing scripts and commands for your own purposes, or you know they will only be used on full-feature distributions, it's often simpler and more comfortable to use all of the advanced features available on your system.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember to confirm consent before touching.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Omg I hadn't seen this one before, laughing so hard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

As a Linux user, that is truly magical, and beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm way to used to doing nano file.txt that I always forget about touch.

Although most times, if I create a file, it's to put something in it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you need multiple files for testing a script or such: touch file{1..5}.txt

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do the opposite, I forget I can just create a file with nano. I run touch then open it with nano after to edit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's weird. Stop it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Is there a command that's actually just for creating a new file?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nope. If you open a nonexistent path and you have permissions to write to that directory, then that file is created.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How often do you actually need a blank file though? Usually you'd be writing something in the file.

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