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Does anyone actually use touch for its intended purpose? Must be up there with cat.
TIL it's actually for changing timestamps.
Wtf. All these years I thought 'touch' was reference to Michelangelo's Creation of Adam.
That's beautiful, bro 🥲
The intended use of touch is to update the timestamp right?
Yeah. It could just as well have issued a file not found error when you try to touch a nonexistent file. And we would be none the wiser about what we're missing in the world.
“Do one thing and do it very well” is the UNIX philosophy after all; if you’re 99% likely to just create that missing file after you get a file not found error, why should touch waste your time?
Because now touch does two things.
Without touch, we could "just" use the shell to create files.
: > foo.txtTouch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:
Ensure the timestamp of is
Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system
Oh no.
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But this directly goes against that philosophy, since now instead of changing timestamps it's also creating files
You can pass -c to not create a file, but it does go against the philosophy that it creates them by default instead of that being an option
EDIT: Looking closer into the code, it would appear to maybe be an efficiency thing based on underlying system calls
Without that check, touch just opens a file for writing, with no other filesystem check, and closes it
With that check, touch first checks if the file exists, and then if so opens the file for writing
We use it to trigger service restarts.
touch tmp/service-restart.txt
Using monit to detect the timestamp change and do the actual restart command.
This is an interesting idea to allow non-root users to restart a service. It looks like this is doable with systemd too. https://superuser.com/a/1531261
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I don't know anything about Linux but I do love touching cats
You would love Linux cli.
Touch is super useful for commands that interact with a file but don't create the file by default. For example, yesterday I needed to copy a file to a remote machine accessible over ssh so I used scp (often known as "secure copy") but needed to touch the file in order to create it before scp would copy into it
Sorry, what?
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Remember to confirm consent before touching.
You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.
sudo touch woman
Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
to whom, perchance?
As a Linux user, that is truly magical, and beautiful.
I'm way to used to doing nano file.txt that I always forget about touch.
Although most times, if I create a file, it's to put something in it
If you need multiple files for testing a script or such: touch file{1..5}.txt
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I do the opposite, I forget I can just create a file with nano. I run touch then open it with nano after to edit.
That's weird. Stop it.
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Is there a command that's actually just for creating a new file?
Nope. If you open a nonexistent path and you have permissions to write to that directory, then that file is created.
How often do you actually need a blank file though? Usually you'd be writing something in the file.
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