Akuji

Cute and equipped to boldly wreck your bum even though you're thrice their size. Yeah, that's a mustelidae 😅

Nope!
Ackshually, it stings, its forcipules aren't a part of its mouth 🤓
But when it comes to humans, it's in reaction to a threat (someone mentioned being stung by one that hid inside their slippers: put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede, cornered by a giant fleshy thing invading the cozy place you just found...)
It would rather flee otherwise.

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Well, she's a bad owner for not taking into account the specific needs of her apex predator; like a lot of physical activity and access to a fresh Weyland-Yutani crew on a regular basis.

By the way, what's this one barcode, "X4t-2-y34rs-4g0"?

Where do you live for beans and lentils to be that expensive?

Can't say I'm surprised, but still disappointed.

Okay, real shit: I'm looking at all these memes, and it's crazy how much I relate to them.

So yeah, I think I want to kiss boys.

(In all seriousness, I have an appointment for an ADHD diagnosis soon[ish], triggered by relatable memes 😅)

Would it be worse than a klan member sculpting four ugly mugs on a sacred site?