Alph4d0g

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If they banned drinking coffee indoors, you'd see people greedily and overzealously tapping the bottom of the cup for the last drop of precious magic fluid to touch their quivering tongue before entering a building.

Incidentally I'll take the smell of a fruit vape cloud over coffee sphincter breath all day long.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The support you're receiving here may be a bit flaccid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Federate. Anonymize. Consensus based moderation. Without that we succumb to tyranny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Federate. Anonymize. Consensus based moderation. Without that we succumb to tyranny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh shit. I didn't actually think he'd try to usurp the entire judiciary and render it obsolete when I gave him unlimited presidential immunity. I gave the leopard water. Why would it try to eat my face?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What if wake time is really a simulation?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good to sort any pedantic or bad faith arguments out now. Pedantry didn't win the day to stave off WWII and that shit caught on quick. Let's get ahead of that this time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"valuation" I suppose. The "value" that we project onto something whether that something has truly earned it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Variations of this narrative are commonplace. Back the spew until it happens to you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (9 children)

These people are walking among us. Worse - they sometimes breed.

 

Will anyone actually buy this argument?

 

Because all the real crime must be solved in Alexandria VA.

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