ApeNo1

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.

Edit: grammar

[–] [email protected] 268 points 5 months ago (6 children)

“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So they would be offering content to the NYT sourced from the NYT? From Wikipedia

“In October 2024, The New York Times (NYT) sent a cease-and-desist notice to Perplexity to stop accessing and using NYT content, claiming that Perplexity is violating its copyright by scraping data from its website.”

“The cease-and-desist notice sent by NYT lawyers read in part: "Perplexity and its business partners have been unjustly enriched by using, without authorization, The Times's expressive, carefully written and researched, and edited journalism without a license." “

[–] [email protected] 277 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Joe Bitin’

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It should have been $Googol instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

“Best I can do is tree fiddy.”

“Sold!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently someone managed to get some confidential information from Trumps’s latest medical check through an anonymous leaker. Here is an excerpt.

“Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

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