Aqarius

joined 2 years ago
[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Hey, not our fault they stockpiled the wrong flavor of ammo!

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'll pass it on to the protesters, I'm sure they'll upload it on another platform for you soon.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'll pass it on to the protesters, I'm sure they'll be moved by your plight.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Considering they had, IIRC, like 6 beaver suits total, I'd say it's a production masterpiece.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because the assumption is that if Canada ever goes against US wishes, it means Canada is an enemy, and the kill switch goes off, but if Israel ever goes against US wishes, it means some lefty pinko commie got into office, and we must protect Israel's role in the rapidly approaching rapture!

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

...Sounds like you're looking for "Thousands of Beavers". Great movie.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Let me guess, "Zelensky did it first"?

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Man, imagine doing two terms as POTUS just to get out of divorce court.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if it is all a facade to draw attention from the country’s internal political issues

What? No! I'm sure the fact they only ever seem to flare up when there's domestic issues to distract from are a coincidence.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

They shot it at the crowd during a moment of silence.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Heh, the "Mike becomes a commie" series is his masterwork.

Pierson also does great work, I was some 200 in myself when I trailed off.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/1300027

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