AsslessChaps

joined 2 years ago
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Donald Trump reveals he's had more recent calls with Vladimir Putin in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think he will divide Ukraine land between Russia and trump personally.

Is there a Lemmy equivalent of "r/bestofredditorupdates"? in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 20 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I follow https://lemmit.online/c/bestofredditorupdates It’s updated daily. I understand this is not what it want but I enjoy it.

Pope is in ‘critical’ condition after suffering ‘asthmatic respiratory crisis,’ Vatican says in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 2 points 1 month ago

I like the black smoke more. As God tells each bishop how to vote, he obviously tells them all different things for a joke.

Apple Maps has fallen! in c/applemaps@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 3 points 1 month ago

And Australia too.

This toilet roll type I brought is so strong that you need to use maybe three squares at most. in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One up, one down, one to polish

US gas prices likely to go up with Trump tariffs on Canadian and Mexican oil in c/economy@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 5 points 1 month ago

Any society is three meals away from revolution

Photo of a GIANT alligator yawn! (Original by Steve Liffman Photography) in c/interestingasfuck@lemmit.online
[–] AsslessChaps 1 points 2 months ago

I should call her.

My ______ hurts after a day of work in c/askouija@lemmy.world
Can anyone who knows Morse code translate this? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 4 points 4 months ago

It could just be the power supply in the LED lamp. They often have this failure mode when the caps die.

Watching other husband with my wife in c/porn
[–] AsslessChaps 2 points 4 months ago

She could sing “you’ve got a friend in me”

RIP Bob in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 7 points 4 months ago

May your pillow always have two warm sides

Fonts matter in c/gay@lemmy.world
[–] AsslessChaps 11 points 5 months ago

I always loved /r/keming

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