Connections around 5 bits per second are the minimum.
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Try booting from an usb (with a live linux image) stick and see if you can access your drive.
Authorized by not denying...
On my device it's in: /data/data/com.shatteredpixel.shatteredpixeldungeon/files However this path is only accessible with root permissions on most android systems.
I have found this app. Didn't test it but you might try it. https://github.com/maforn/TimedShutdownAndroid
On a rooted device or with adb you can execute the command:
sleep 60m && reboot -p
You might need to switch to a smaller instance.
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In theory, you could make a XMPP bot that can do all these things. Status information and executing simple commands shouldn't be that hard but interactive commands might need a custom wrapper.
"Sign in to confirm that you're not a bot" usually means your IP is (temporarily) blacklisted by the video server. You can try using a VPN or tor.