BananaOnionJuice

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Do you need a boost with your programming!

Go for main engine start, and get your SRB socks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A mix of democratic and republican states, everyone gets a taste of the lunacy.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Alternative title: Inspired to find a man to take you for a ride in his space penis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

In this crazy world, I hope they can get $5000 from some gop-hired novice without any experience.

Combine insisting on your right with pseudo legal language with an inexperienced judge, and bam! the 45Β° red ink worked miraculously.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Puppy mistake to use facial recognition on your computer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pee on self?

/Bison man

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Squat and pee.

Sitting and standing is bad.

/Italian man

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It looks to me that all in the class looks at "you"/the one sitting in the back, because they see them as an extremist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Give the man a break, he was being scanned, stumbled and fell face first into the groin of his travel buddy with unzipped pants fitting his belt.

And the only room left in the hotel they were heading too had a single queen size bed.

/S

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago
std::cout << "\nwhy not both" << std::endl;
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