BenLeMan

Wow, that just threw me for a loop. I still remember the hits, like "Steamy Windows" or "We Don't Need Another Hero". But then, that was Tina Turner. Not Nina. 😅

Break Gas? Never heard that expression before. I always thought it was "break wind". 😆💨

Be sure to take that gun with you on your transatlantic flights so you can shoot your way out of the airport when the American Gestapo come for you. 👍

You're not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

So... a female Joe Rogan, essentially?

They really should have learned from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants

Third degree burns are NO JOKE, particularly in such a sensitive area. If you google around a little you can see the burns on the leg of Simone Evans, another plaintiff vs. Starbucks in a similar, ongoing case (NSFW!)

Good guy HAL, making sure you learn your craft.

I never did get her actual name on account of the extra bursting into laughter. What was it again?

I think the expression is more about the gluteus maximus area but you probably know that.

That's what I always do since there are decent options available nowadays.

Homemade pizza. Making the dough creates a mess and requires delicate manual labor in several steps at precise times over more than 24 hours. Looks great on YouTube but that's just not me.

Edit: thanks for the suggestions, guys. Who knows, maybe one day... 😉

It's bad for your metabolism.