BodePlotHole

joined 2 years ago

Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Do you want Oceania? Because this is how you get Oceania...

doublethink

What have you done for the glory of The Empire? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Is there a smooth term for being ADHD? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Addy-haddy"

Allie X - Black Eye in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird, I was just listening to her like an hour ago...

Malaphores in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"#makepoopwhilethesunshines"

Malaphores in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Preference of Cum Location in c/asklemmynsfw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If she doesn't want it on her it's going on the floor. I'm not about to risk a child because "it feels better."

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn't last long.

What stories or other classic movies would you like to see done by the Muppets. Who would be cast in each part? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

.....

Schindlers List...

I am very sorry.

There's a hierarchy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I do MEP design for commercial buildings in the US. If a job ever shows "EWC", I don't ask for specs, I assume the EZH2O until either the job goes out with that spec, or the client directly refuses to use that model.

Anything less, is uncivilized.

I wish all food could be as good as pizza. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Refried pizza is almost better than original pizza.

If someone gave my a whiteboard and a couple of hours I might be able to prove it mathematically...

What's your Star Trek hot take? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You are. You totally are...

What is your Star Wars hot take? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Book of Boba Fett" ruined Boba Fett...