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Nothing more to it - I just love pizza

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nothing's stopping you from just eating pizza for every meal.

Pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Boil em, mash em, put them in a stew

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kula ain't no snitch
Pizza's in the Frieza

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Ask a pizza
Anything you want to,
They won't answer,
They can't talk!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I’m ded and luv’n my pizza bagel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Yum!

Is there a breakfast dish that's essentially pizza when you break it down to its ingredients?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Leftover pizza works for me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Refried pizza is almost better than original pizza.

If someone gave my a whiteboard and a couple of hours I might be able to prove it mathematically...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Quiche is just eggy deep dish pizza

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pizza bagels are pretty good, just toast a bagel, add sauce & pepperoni (and cheese if you want), warm it a bit more in the microwave.

Pepperoni in scrambled eggs is also ridiculously tasty, even more so on a warm croissant with a slice of melty provolone or havarti. Mmmm...

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I thought that as well until I ordered overpriced (40€) Dominos pizza on an airport hotel in Narita becuase I was dying from hunger and I had to throw half of it away because of how bad it was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately vegan pizza isn't the same. It's one of the foods that's not quite the same without real cheese. So I mostly abstain, sometimes I try the vegan cheeses but they're not good imo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

It can be--just put it on a pizza

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love pizza, but there's a lot of food that's better, imo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's quite possible that the best food I've ever had was a pizza. But I've also had some pizza that's worse than gristly chicken on Wonderbread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like French food better. But it doesn't really matter. Taste in food is highly subjective.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah you can have your snails boiled in lamb's blood and left under the sun for 7 weeks to dry. I'll keep pizza.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Lol. Yeah, that's not what French food is, but ok.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

bruh you know you can make pizza at home? I've have over 200 pizza at home

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Bruh yes I think everybody knows that but thanks for the advice you're a god.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have a pizza oven at home are you italian?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

for some reason, i'm really hungry now. and i just ate an hour ago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Put all the food on pizza, your mom isn't watching

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bring the spirit of pizza to your cooking and forever be blessed. Lucky numbers are 3, 7, 11, & 13

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bread, meat, dairy, fruit and vegetables all in one deliciously foldable package. What's not to love? It's the perfect food.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm right there with you, my brother in crust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The monkey's paw twitches. Pizza now tastes like cabbage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

OP has clearly never had a cheesesteak.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

pizza is truly the ideal food.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

same vibe as chicken nuggets is family

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Put cheese on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's a very low bar.

The best pizza I've had is still a far cry from say French dishes, or Cajun (which has French and Carribean roots), or something Jamaican.

If I never had pizza again, that would be fine with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Which French dishes?

The best I can think of are actually Italian, Swiss or English dishes co-opted by the French and the rest are extremely average, but French food culture is very good which a lot of people seem to confuse with the actual dishes being good

Valid point on Cajun and Jamaican though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
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