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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!

oh yes

buy shit with cash, cover your license plate, ditch clothes, wear gloves, leave your mobile at home.

easier to just bypass the paywall in archive

yeah but we don't wanna do that.

try this https://archive.ph/65VH6

welcome to old age. your knees will go next.

yes. steve.

Nvm, I found it https://sh.itjust.works/c/[email protected] and this post is already there lol

Is there a r/leopards_ate_my_face here on Lemmy?

🙌

No, bad. Bonk.