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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Can't fucking wait for the grocery store to play Sandstorm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I have recently rewatched community and just find myself humming the music from there, that elevator kind of music

https://youtu.be/vakOf-vZUyI?t=20s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

To be honest, it's a banger.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Hasn't happened to me because I listen to video game music and if my local grocer fucking started playing the Monster Hunter theme I would absolutely lose my shit.

(Once in Japan a small shop selling pottery was playing a song from FF5 and I bought a lovely cup out of principle).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I just want my grocery store to start playing JRPG OSTs. Buying vegetables while jaming to Chrono Trigger songs would be the best. Black Omen? More like best Omen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Adds a certain level of tension to the shopping experience, plus we know stores use slow songs to slow people down and shop more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

PROOF OF A HERO INTENSIFIES

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Why did you buy a 5lb roast?"

"Proof of a Hero started playing."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Hahaha I was trying to think of something clever like that but my brain is not here today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Yeah! Fuck the system and buy all the lovely cups!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard the Ocarina of Time start screen song multiple times, in phone hold music as well as an elevator, in multiple countries.

I also heard the song of storms once on a phone hold music.

But what's wild to me is that if you stay up late at night on the cruise ship from Finland to Sweden, this plays.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The fact that they got Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulson to be the bartenders is excellent.

Also, I just noticed. His name is Robert Paulson....... Pinky is Robert Paulson......

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I've heard enough of it when making a reimplementation of SMB2 in Lua (not even close to being in playable state). I don't want to hear it anymore at all, lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

FF5 is the best one too. Though mystic quest had the best music.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I'm not sure what the reaction is if Mystic Quests Battle 2 theme played at the super market. Lol

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 day ago (1 children)

welcome to old age. your knees will go next.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My back: Allow me to throw myself out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

My eyes: From now on, keep text at least one foot away from me.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago

ITLL HAPPEN TO YOU

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Always be looking for worse music. Never let them figure you out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I can't tell if death metal is mainstream or not yet, but branching into tech in 2007 is serving me well in keeping the normies freaked out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When they start playing Master Boot Record in shops, I'll just climb into an ice floe and punt myself to oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

That's actually sweet thank you

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

No it isn't and I'm old too. It's either butt rock, dad rock, pop, rap that's actually just pop now, or terrible country. Barely of each is even passable but there's a few gems in each except for the country which would need to go older or play Charley Crockett and they won't.

And there's still good stuff coming out, it's just (as usual since like '97) it gets no radio play outside listener sponsored or college stations. Satellite excluded, terrestrial only.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

I work retail and have sometimes ran into a genuinely decent song. nowadays I don't pay attention anymore because I listen to my own music to keep my sanity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I had this same experience yesterday. I recognized it from my youth and was sort of transported back to that time and thought, "It fucking sucked then and sucks now." Then I moved on with my life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Like when Eminem and Kendrick played the Superbowl in 2021.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Had this realization at a brewery and bars two years ago. The music playing there is stuff I grew up with.