Cano

Of course you're talking about trump voters. Sea cucumbers have two holes, they eat from one and shit from the other.

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

I would fall for any autistic girl info-dumping their niche interests on me, Denji's the weird one here

Hey omnipotent being controlling my life. I will continue existing just to spite you, no matter what shit you'll throw at me

That's an instant ego boost

All fun and games till the PO requests some new feature or change and some poor soul has to add that into your code trying not to break it

Bonus points if the poor soul is you

You're playin a dangerous game, boy

Obligatory "I'm not a biologist" disclaimer

You could take an X chromosome from both parents either way. And I'm pretty sure all the other chromosomes wouldn' make that much of a difference

No offence to Robin Williams, but I think having a living specimen of an ancient species who lived millions of years ago might help scientists advance evolutionary biology by a lot

Or maybe not, but look at that little guy, he's so cute :D

Red flags? That's the greenest flag I've ever seen

Absolutely nothing happened. She just said "sorry I mistook you for someone else" and I never saw her again.

Though I do remember I once mistook a random guy for one of my friends and showed him a meme. Then I realized he wasn't my friend and he said "Sorry I'm not that guy, good meme though"

Good, that means she's an extremely shallow girl willing to leave me for futile motives. Thank you for helping me dodge a bullet cowboy.