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[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Too many people are sticking a wick in the 'chocolate' and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn't like people getting any real value for money so they've dropped the wax.

Obviously it'll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, they will.