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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Some additional social constructs they may be more sentimental about: gifts, allowance, summer vacation, breakfast, lunch, dinner, doors, privacy, the internet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

everyone replying that socks have a practical use, as if social constructs arent practical???

my issue is that even though "clothing" is a social construct, the stuff that socks are made out of is not. calling that stuff a sock is a social construct, but choosing to put the fabric on your body is not. becoming "clothed" is a social construct, but the unspecified uncategorized state of having that fabric on your body is just a physical state, not a construct. the meaning we apply to it is the thing that wouldn't exist without socially constructed systems of meaning.

It's kinda sad, i guess. I'm usually the first one to champion XYZ is a social construct, and have to deal with morons not understanding it, but here? no one is willing to say it?

Socks are not a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Social constructs are Social constructs

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"Sure, but your feet would still get cold."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I get that it's a joke, but wearing socks is not a social construct-- it's a social convention, but it's utility is driven primarily by non-social factors. A social construct is an idea created and maintained by society specifically for its social function, which neither socks nor the act or wearing them nor the idea that wearing socks is good, are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Vegetables are a social construct too.

Afaik, botanically, there is no such thing as a "vegetable". Only fruits. What we perceive as "vegetable" differs between cultures worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait till you find out that some places around the world think fish meat does not count as meat and is vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fish is not meat, but it's also not vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The American Meat Science Association defines meat as red meat (beef, pork, and lamb), poultry, fish/seafood, and meat from other managed species (AMSA, 2017).

Fish, by definition, is meat.

Other simpler definitions around the world sinply say "flesh of an animal". At that point, you're arguing that fish isn't an animal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I had a friend from Grenada that told me this one day and I had trouble understanding the reasoning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

those people are morons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The botanical definition is just "edible parts of a plant". The culinary definition however does differs per culture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Borders are a social construct. Yet there are people killing each other about it.

Your company is a social construct. Yet it provides you with work and money.

Money is a social construct. Yet your kids still want their allowances.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Social constructs are real.things, so here you go

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Not that I advocate violence, but not beating your kids, selling them on the street, or making them work in a factory is also a social contract.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Very good. That's exactly right. That also includes early bedtimes, no electronics, and double servings of vegetables. All social constructs that I can establish any time you want."

😊 🫴🏀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Your feet are nasty. I don't need to see them.

Also. The world is nasty. Go raw dog the world and see how long you make it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your feet are nasty. I don't need to see them.

Then don't look.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My dicks out. It needs to breath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd be cool with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You should see a doctor about that.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Good point, kid, and here’s another one: those toys you want me to buy you are a social construct. Playtime? Yep. Social construct. Shall I keep going? Video games are next.

[–] [email protected] 195 points 3 days ago (26 children)

Socks keep your shoes from absorbing sweat and help prevent blisters. They’re useful beyond the social construct.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not wearing stinky shoes is a social construct.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I let my kid go all flower child about the socks. he got athletes foot. Socks SPECIFICALLY are not a social construct. they prevent athletes foot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Hygiene IS a social construct, but that doesn't mean it isn't there for a good reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's only if you include pointless hygiene like shaving legs and armpits. You'll legit get skin issues, infections, and possibly attract pests if you don't wash your ass.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Next time the kid asks for an allowance, say that money is a social construct

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is a social construct, and we live in a society… so put your damn socks on

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the time I saw people arguing on Reddit about the phrase "time is a social construct" where some people were completely incapable of understanding what that means and conflating the concept of time with the fundamental physics thingymcgee (idk how to call it and entity feels wrong).

People were trying so hard to explain that minutes, months, seasons, etc. are all arbitrary things made up only for them to retort with "but a year is a full rotation of the sun" or "seasons exist because that's how the planet changes its climate".

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Some social constructs serve a purpose.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Socks serve a practical purpose when combined with shoes. They prevent rubbing (blisters) and they keep the skin cells and oils from your feet from the insides of your shoes.

Shoes serve a practical purpose in that they protect your feet from rocks, glass, and hot pavement. Did our ancestors need shoes? No. But humans have made our environments less friendly to bare feet

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Our ancestors DID need shoes. Footprints in South Africa dated to be between 75K and 136K years old show footwear in use. We invented shoes possibly 100,000 years before we invented written language.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something being a social construct doesn't mean it's not real, or ignoring it won't negatively affect you.

Laws, money, etc. are all social constructs.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

A sandwich is a social construct. But a social construct isn't always a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (13 children)

"You've made a correct observation, now please provide an argument why the social construct of x should not be adhered to. X is dumb and I don't wanna is not sufficient."

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago

They get that from their stuffed tiger.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

'Your allowance is a social construct, so I guess we won't be doing that anymore..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Parents feeding their kids is also a social construct. The Ancients tossed their kids in the salt mines quite early.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Your mom is a social construct.

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