Darkenfolk

You don't need to shoot them with a gun. Bow and arrows allows for more skill expression and are renewable alternatives. Not to mention that it is a great workout routine.

F in chat for the library of Alexandria.

Pfft, in my time bricks had a very specific definition with respect to masonry work.

You damn kids with your fake definitions for real words, I swear it's because y'all are rotting your brains away with all these new mediums for acquiring news.

C/out_of_context

I can never tell in situations like this if I'm actively being trolled, or if people just don't get my stupid jokes.

Oke? Age 45/50 is still the peak age to get eaten by a gigantic hungry animal.

Of course it doesn't. It's just... Real men where never meant to reach an age where cognitive decline would ever be an issue.

Age 45/50 max, fermenting in the stomach of a sabertooth tiger or dying to a preventable sickness by 'walking it off'

Acid works wonders.

I've been fucking with Linux for over a decade now; a lack of clear documentation is not my problem, and at this point is unacceptable.

Well seems to me that the lack of clear documentation is in fact your problem.

I mean, fucking around for a decade?!

: P

Well it would hardly be the cyclist fault if pedestrians and others don't pay attention to their surroundings?

I don't see that as a legitimate reason to be a noise complaint.

You've never heard about bicycle bells, have you?

Soonish™