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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love this new sicko variant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't they be mexsickans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Mexsickanos?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Makes me think they know how much we love the original.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't they sell "Sicko" shirts? They know our love lol

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The newest member of the Sickos Committee.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? ... I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

God's webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thor & Oden awaits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

maybe he's English and doesn't know right from left?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Iirc that's what trinitarian sects believe, non- or anti-trinitarian sects specifically do not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds of that part in the Bible where Moses strikes the rock and the water comes out and Moses is just too dang modest about the water, so God doesn't let him into the promise land.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't the reason that he hit the rock rather than talking to it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the actual reason was that he hit the rock and didn't praise God enough when he did it. Or something like that. It's been awhile since I've been in a church.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i've seen this guys shit before and never really thought it was any good, and always at least just a little bit racist. I can say for certainty that I continue to think that his shit isn't very good and contains some racist shit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the onions cartoonists parodying right-wing political comics. The whole point is to say that right-wing political comics aren't very good and contain some racist shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ah that would explain it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope you are shit posting. But in case you aren't, this is satire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I didn't realize I was on the onion, you may roast me. Spit roast me, even.