I love this new sicko variant
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Shouldn't they be mexsickans?
mexickos
Mexsickanos?
Makes me think they know how much we love the original.
Don't they sell "Sicko" shirts? They know our love lol
Thank you for this
The newest member of the Sickos Committee.
Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? ... I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it
Mark 16:19:
“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”
Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.
This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side
God's webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.
Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?
I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway
Writing that out in English feels very weird
Reading that in English feels very weird.
Well, once you pointed it out.
Thor & Oden awaits
I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.
maybe he's English and doesn't know right from left?
Iirc that's what trinitarian sects believe, non- or anti-trinitarian sects specifically do not.
Reminds of that part in the Bible where Moses strikes the rock and the water comes out and Moses is just too dang modest about the water, so God doesn't let him into the promise land.
Wasn't the reason that he hit the rock rather than talking to it?
Yeah, the actual reason was that he hit the rock and didn't praise God enough when he did it. Or something like that. It's been awhile since I've been in a church.
i've seen this guys shit before and never really thought it was any good, and always at least just a little bit racist. I can say for certainty that I continue to think that his shit isn't very good and contains some racist shit.
This is the onions cartoonists parodying right-wing political comics. The whole point is to say that right-wing political comics aren't very good and contain some racist shit.
Ah that would explain it
I hope you are shit posting. But in case you aren't, this is satire.
I didn't realize I was on the onion, you may roast me. Spit roast me, even.