Elon_Musk

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Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/[email protected]
Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The loan was paid back 9 years early in 2013.

Exactly! I am a man of my word and I keep my promises.

Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Yeah he was cool when he was giving me money.

Now everyone forgot about that "long form birth certificate". Better send him back to Africa.

Welcome to the US in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Most people aren’t gonna be able to tell the difference.

That's because people on LEMMY are not as smart as people on x.com

Only SMART people on x.com are able to understand nuance and sarcasm and subtle hints of rose petals and ginger. I have an IQ of 175.

Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

It’s one of three loans totaling almost $8 billion

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Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. (www.wired.com)
It's Only a Matter of Time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's it for you. You are banned from x.com

Maybe take some time to think about these hurtful woke things that you say.

It's Only a Matter of Time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well I'm the best computer programmer space engineer and I'm smarter than you are. Good luck with your C++ calculator on Windows 10 when I start to terraform Mars in 2026.

Welcome to the US in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

If you can't afford to live in My Country, then go back home.

Donald Trump impeachment efforts ramp up in c/[email protected]
Trump's second term is a 'billionaire feeding frenzy', says AOC in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

My micropenis submarine has already banned AOC from X.com because I saved drowning underaged malaysian soccer players from the pedos in the so-called british special forces.