Flocklesscrow

You just rinse it in your contact lens holders

Put 5's head on 2's body

Either the Bermuda triangle, or quick sand

I want cover letters to be shot in the street at noon

Why not simply work on training your dog to be less reactive?

See: Nicolae Ceaușescu's Romania

In B-school this is called "adverse selection."

How do we know that's Helium and not He-Man's origin story?

Hey, what's this 10 year old "scientist" doing on Lemmy? Get outta here kid

That picture of Ruffalo looks like they told him to pose for a tintype from the 1800s

Or on a t-shirt. Agreed, no text.

They're like a hundred degrees, centigrade.