this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. I gotta say I came in here to see what the problem was. These things support a ton of weight and, while it may not be beautiful, it isn't going anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not a longterm solution. If they could just put a pin through the pole or add a beam to support the weight then it might hold but as is this is far too temporary to be considered safe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where are you getting that information? This is the same hardware used to build stadium seating in more local venues.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't take a rocket scientist. Gravity is pulling down, the clamps are only holding via very strong friction and metal will expand or contract in different temperatures (although it's unlikely to change much indoors). Add any form of support from below and it will become as strong and reliable as you could ever want. Don't add any form of support and someday, in the middle of the dark night, you're going to slide and potentially launch yourself into floor headfirst if you're not careful.

Murphy's Law - Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You have never worked construction and have never seen how much they can hold up. Nothing wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If scaffolding is a permanent structure then something is very wrong with the construction in your town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Who says that is permanent? Also correctly assembled and inspected scaffold will often be in place for years on many construction sites. In any town or construction zone in every place on earth. Truth is you really don't understand what you are talking about.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I was expecting them to be zip tied or some shit. I'd do jumping jacks on this zero hesitation as long as it's supported to a stud.

I wouldn't mind some kind of lip around the edge of the board holding the mattress but it's not gonna go anywhere. That would mostly just be to keep your phone etc from sliding off.

Lmao I just realized I'm reinventing the jail bunk

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've only been here a few weeks but OP looks like the GallowBoob of Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy is actually only 3 people. Picard, pugjesus, and flyingsquid. Every other user is just an alt for one of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

TPM is nothing like that leech. They just post a lot

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You gotta drill some vent holes in the plywood so the mattress doesn't get moldy, but otherwise this is a valid set up

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Too colorful for that

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

This will last 100 years. The flatpack bunk beds you buy for $259.99 may last til thanksgiving.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"cozy feel, utilities not included, $2400/month"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Lots of storage space!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks better than the loft bed I built in college

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah same here. It’s a wonder we didn’t kill somebody.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I studied mechanical engineering so if I had killed someone with my bed frame then I might have felt some obligation to switch majors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CS major here. It’s hard to kill people with com…. wait never mind. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Props on the successful build then. There have been a handful of moments where I've cringed in fear while watching a software engineer use power tools.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If it's stupid and works, it isn't stupid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

this isn't stupid though, it's effective and practical.

The old axom however is a flawed notion. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky you didn't hurt yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Those are steel scaffolding poles and clamps....even has end caps. As long as the clamps nuts are torqued correctly, that is not anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It's not pretty but it's functional. Should get some bed sheets though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Pitch it as a modular living quarter system repairable under resource-constrained field conditions and any army will buy it (it also simplifies logistics)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A loft like this is pretty typical in a dorm type situation. Am I missing something else?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, what am I missing here? This just looks like a bed scratch built from clamps and poles of some kind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scaffolding. And the hmm is that it's a bed made from scaffolding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks. Looks sturdy to me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm sorry but you need to put pins through those poles or at least a wooden board beneath the load. I don't care what the friction is, this won't hold forever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, the clamps are ugly, and I would fear to rip my skin up. But besides that, I dig it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I wish I had higher ceilings in my room I would absolutely do this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

why not add some ladder steps? some long bolster pillows?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Looks expensive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The rail is unnecessary. Nobody falls out of beds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nobody who can still talk afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's the head~~board~~ bar. The headbar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Judging by the bookshelves, I think you'd bonk your head trying to get into or out of those chairs. The bed would be safe for sleeping but you'd want to be careful about lively activities that might slide the board off to the right of the photo. Given the rest, and the fact it would be a pain to arrange sheets and pillows, that's probably not going to be an issue, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For what exactly? This structure looks like a bit sus. Has some alternate uses for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Building a fort of course. What else is a bed good for?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, yes of course, a fort. That is what i was thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

looks like my mates house. Only downside I see is that you need ventilation on the mattress or it will mold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

When I was in my early twenties I slept on a scaffold bed much like that more than job. It was usually in a cargo container with nine other people. It was effectively free lodging and I was working seven days a week. Twelve hours a day with overtime.

Good times and great pay.