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[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Which sounds worse:

  • From the late 1900s
  • From last century
[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 month ago

From last millenium.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (5 children)

"1900s" makes me think they're referring to the decade of 1900-1909 😅

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not what you asked, but I find turn of the century most jarring.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That stings, but not quite as much as century as with that my brain now has to go through the process of determining which century when it never had to before.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Century has that human element because "last century" is where old people are from. You wouldn't meet people from the last millennium, but you know people from the last century. It's 100 years, that's a lifetime. Implying that you're from the "last" one means you're not from "this" one. Aka, ancient.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love to say “before the turn of the century” when referring to stuff like 1997.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

In the late millennium

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From now on, when someone asks how old I am, I'm going to say I was born in the late 1900s

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"Oh, no, not that late, actually."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or at the late 20th Century...

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how kind of you to share that with us here. On Lemmy. That skews older.

(sad) lmao

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Hey now, 1995 will always be 10 years ago. Always.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Funny how time works.

  • 1995 was ten years ago.
  • 1997 was three years ago.
  • Every year of the 80s was 20 years ago.
  • 2010 was 10 years ago.
  • 2016 was two years ago.
  • 2018 was two years ago.
  • 2019 was one year ago.
  • 2020 lasted for six years, but ended three months into the year.
  • 2021-2022 didn't happen.
  • 2023 ended just a few weeks ago.
  • 2024 still hasn't ended. We also invented time travel. Consequently:
  • 2025 apparently started in the 1960s, and rapidly progressing towards the 1940s.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can still hear the dialup tone in my brainnnnnnn

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My tinnitus can negotiate a V.92 handshake.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I finally was able to readjust my brain into believing 1995 was longer than 10 years ago. I'm now convinced it was 20 years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I first played Doom in 1995. And SimCity 2000. It indeed feels like 10 years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If this was a CS major, 1994 might as well be Antiquity

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I read CS papers from the late '80s/early '90s and it feels like unearthing cuneiform tablets. Lots of good ideas, just everything felt so raw and new.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Today in Warframe a new character dropped he is a rockstar. One guy from my clan asked me "Do you know who David Bowie is? He is kind of an old rock legend..." Bruh I'm 40 WTF?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kids these days will be easy prey for the Goblin King.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nickelback is classic rock.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bowie died in 2016. Is your clan mate like 14?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Four years ago, got it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Oof size: big.

I had to translate German papers to English. Not necessarily because I'm that old, but they were the only ones that had the information I needed. Although most of my research was based on stuff in the 90's....

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

Computers, never invented.

AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn't fucking exist.

I'm old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

9/11/2001 is the date the simulation was turned on. Everything prior to that is just programmed memories and fabricated history.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Bernstein bears is proof.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I'll just be over here checking into an assisted living home. Don't mind me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I always wondered what would happen if you cite an original source of something we consider common sense now. What would nature say if you use conservation of momentum and cite Isaac Newton and the Principia Mathematica.

What if you quote something in latin. For most of science history this was completely normal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

[Matt Damon aging.GIF]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is incredible

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I mean the 1700s is 1700-1799 so it's just consequential

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is the final paper on the events of the early 1900's? I feel like we need a bit more context...

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