GrimSheeper

We'll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

I don't think they're making judgments about every single dad, they're just saying that the stereotype of many fathers not interacting much with their kids holds true for more fathers than one might expect.

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

I know you're just using the same title as the Reddit post, but "Muslim-American" is probably the silliest hyphenism I've ever seen

Posted. I hope they like it, lmao

Cock-and-ball sink

I'm gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao

Wow... that was quite the ride. You could've given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn't have gotten it lmao

Creation:

You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal. ~~The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.~~

"How far away is the BBEG's fortress?"

"His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-"

"I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder."

"..."