Jank

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don't do well with short falls.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less... consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We're all Tom on OurSpace.

I'll get to work on my coffin!

Of course. They're pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

It's actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

I'm sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so...

Halfway there, eh?

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You've moved from his sphere of influence.

That's a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.