JayJLeas

There was this kid that would come into the FLGS where I worked/played with his deck held in a rubber band. Some of the guys at the store bought him a box and sleeves.

I live in Australia and this has been a thing in every pentecostal church I've been to.

My partner and I spent the whole game going "these two better not stay together at the end, they're horrible and that would be a terrible moral"

Every time...

I'm a millennial and dibs has been around at least since I was a kid.

Is that a Lackadaisy pin? The pins are cool.

I found out when looking into the term "tomboy" that a "tom" was a term for a boisterous and unruly boy. The word "tom" does come from tomcat as others have said because unneutered tomcats are often loud and unruly. I suspect Peeping Tom has a similar "tom" origin: an unruly boy that peeps on girls.

My partner is like this, but he also has really bad gamer rage and idk why he insists on playing games he "hates"

Tried to claim Two Point Campus but it's already been claimed

I remember when one of my cousins shared a meme on Facebook that was made from a poem a wrote. I was very happy, but it was also a bit weird. He didn't know I wrote it.

“It’s the hope that’s important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they’ll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now – that’ll keep them going forever.”

AND YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE OF THIS THE POOR GET POOR THINGS AND THE RICH GET RICH THINGS?

“’s right,” said Albert. “That’s the meaning of Hogswatch.”

Death nearly wailed.

BUT I’M THE HOGFATHER! He looked embarrassed. AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN.

“Makes no difference,” said Albert, shrugging.

• Hogfather, Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU)