Matthew_Gasoline

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 114 points 3 months ago (10 children)

He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

"Cheat Enabled."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“We must learn to live together as brothers or we will perish together as fools." -MLK Jr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I said is it is misleading. Your points don't lead to the same conclusion the TLDR does.

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