Mpatch

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am so fucking tempted right now. To the point of maybe next time I'm at a party supply store. To purchase one of them helium to go tanks and couple packs of balloons. I know I stand a slight chance of absolutely fucking up some ones day. But before that dread will kick in.... I WILL be absolutely laughing my fucking head off with the guys to the point of needing to try to stop the funny because I'm gasping for air.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Ah Bluejays one of nature's creatures where the random voice synthesizer just missed the mark, and quality control forgot to check because how can something so pretty sound so god damn atrocious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeh Rob was crack smoking but, but fuck he genuinely gave a damn about people. He was actively involved in the community. Not just a career politician type. Rob is probably rolling around in the grave watching the horrors dougie is doing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, in that case yes. But in current global situations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's war, and when you are being invaded by greedy bastards. There are no war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, actually a really good movie. Had a good time watching it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I absolutely loved my passport. It was smooth, and it was a pleasure to use. the keyboard was amazing. At the time with bb10 os, it could do things android and apple could only dream of. Too bad they shit the bed with damn antenna desoldering it's self.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Volcanic ash and beet juice. It's such common sense that regular salt is fucking everything up. You telling me that you gona blast salt on a 6 lane highway for 300 km and expect it not fuck up the local water way from the drain run off?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Huh so that's where those morons from jersey shore went.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lol heinz had to build a new plant in Canada to try to recover after their lemington disaster. And still they are struggling to return back sales numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Guess that's one way to get kids outside these days. Just scater some porn mag pages in the woods, modern-day scavenger hunt.

 

It's been there for months now. It happend shortly after I painted the walls. I'm jot going to fix it because why. Kids will slam the door again anyways. Rather a hole in the wall than having to replace hinges or a door.

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