Well, we have a shitty police force that tries to do as little as possible. Easier to fuck shit up for regular people than actually bothering the criminals.
Because I take no joy in small talk, waste of time.
I type basically as fast or even faster than I talk.
I can maintaine multiple conversations at once.
And I can answer when I want instead of being locked up with one person that gets its way.
While women push out a mid-size poop and you'll hear the end of it just becaus she named it.