NotNow

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point I'm with you.

I just try to understand.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I fart in your general direction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No, was debunked. GröFaZ didn't have Jewish ancestors. It all goes back to some guy by the name Hans Frank.

https://www.h-ref.de/personen/hitler-adolf/vorfahren/hitlers-abstammung.php

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm out (งツ)ว

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Please help me, I'm old and lost at this point:

This guy is a PoC, am I right? How? What? When?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Quit teaching after she wrote a letter explicitly recommending that I'm no fit for any academic or other higher level of education.

Bitch died before I could show her my degree in mathematics.

But at least her letter lead to the good life I enjoy right now.

Thanks for asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she'll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more... resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Never considered this to happen I have to admit. Always thought it's more some allergic reaction to food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What else do you expect eating spoiled food? Am just curious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm really bad with names and faces, but I can distinguish twins. I mean not the twins like "and my twin has a penis" but monozygotic twins.

I don't claim it to be any kind of a super power, but with my inability to recognize people even after they've been at the hairdresser it's really astonishing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Also german, I guess any spot to take out videos counts also. So welcome to the "0 point club".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

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