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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band... and it only got darker when Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

RHCP are mostly just horny for California.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

California?

Edit: I had written Calipornia, but didn't notice that autocorrect changed it.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

While there's a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wouldn't Deftones be in the horny section?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Deftones are VERY horny

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn't see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.

Imagine my surprise when it's all the way on the angry side.

All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

If it was just a little but longer we could

PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.

This chart is awful.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can't be angry and horny at the same time, that's discriminatory to incel music /s

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There's quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)

Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The amount of comments saying "ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!" has me a little worried about y'all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You've never had angry sex?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it's Ska-like. I don't think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it's painfully obvious it's a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're on their own chart that's just variations of "Weird".

It's my favorite chart.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NIN should be all over the place.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Angry vs horny as a single axis....

NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OMG. I'm not the only who hasn't forgotten about Eels.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

This must be a joke

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

90s NIN was very angry... then Trent went weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Only ones I've ever heard are Radiohead and Rage against the Machine.
Sincerely, genZ

Anyway are yall telling me there are no bands that are both horny and angry?

Edit:
I was probably wrong about Radiohead. Maybe I mixed them up with radioactive by imagine dragons?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I was probably wrong about Radiohead. Maybe I mixed them up with radioactive by imagine dragons?

This is Almas caviar quality bait.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Then my friend, you have some awesome tunes ahead of you to listen to.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sublime should definitely be more towards center, unless you've never even tried to listen to the lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I focus on the pain...the only thing that's real" super horny.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The entire chart is wrong. There's no "happy" alignment at all in 90's bands.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many of these bands are misplaced.

Gin Blossoms is sad. NIN is incredibly angry. Mazzy Star is a little bit horny. Deftones is pretty happy. Radiohead is at least a little horny.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Surprised to not see Sugar Ray or Everclear, unless I'm blind.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

There needs to be an Optimistic <---> Bleak axis too

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