OrionTheElder

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of when I had two little voids.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Blessed are the cheese makers."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I get up, one of the cats magically appears on there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

He does have a way of finding the most interesting position.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm waiting for him to finish the race in two positions at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the Tetris watch I used to wear to school.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Everything Harrison touches turns to shit. Quite why anyone at Google gave him such a high profile job is beyond my understanding.

I thought Stadia was a great service, I bought games and played them pretty much everywhere. I still have my controller which is now used with my Steam Deck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jack is a year older so is an experienced explorer, taking his step bro for a tour.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Greetings, the world will be theirs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's the making of a comedy sketch here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Loki on the left and Jack on the right

 

Inspecting an abandoned bucket in the overgrown garden.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Do you expect me to talk?

 

Loki having a nap after his fist supervised trip outside.

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I have a day off from work today and I'll be spending it dismantling and then reassembling two beds.

 

Loki is going splunking.

 
 
 
 

It's also time for the Loki report this week. It's the end of the year so let's see what he has been up to. This week he has...

Climbed up the curtains

Knocked over a wine bottle

Knocked over a table which fell onto some whisky bottles

Attacked everyone's feet

Stole some fillet steak off someones plate

 
 

Edited to correct obvious security blunder. Thanks to everyone for pointing out my school boy mistake. Merry Xmas to all.

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