Rayspekt

Welp, I dunno.

Whoosh, that was not a serious suggestion. More on the noncredible side, as a fact.

Sniper rifle from the surface

I redacted every message into something shit-talking reddit and got the email, so that can't be it.

Let's grab him by the Trump Tower

but I torched all of my comments and posts with Redacted 7 months ago

I did exactly the same thing lmao

I receiced one of those special offer emails to buy stocks on Monday. Weren't those supposed to go only to power users? I haven't done anything with my account since the API debacle and wasn't a power user before.

I feel like their rug pull before the ipo doesn't work that good. I hope the gme bros will short reddit to the ground, that would be the best end to Reddit I can imagine. Fuck spez.

Out of all features a security robot may possess, why is the weight the thing that gets to be in the headline? Why not its colour or maybe taste?

"That security robot is serious business, it's got to be at least 30 stone heavy!" says Bob the Burglar who doesn't even use metric units.

all the retieries who didn’t have children for whatever reason

Could be that the grind at work doesn't leave any space for having a familiy.

Small FYI: Those are named "Chaebol" in South Korea, if anyone want's to look further into this.

That'll show em!