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Swaggart "Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?"

GM "Sure."

Swaggart rolls a nat 20

Swaggart "Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again."

On the bright side:

The vote was 51-50, with Vice President JD Vance breaking a tie after three Republicans joined all Democrats in opposing the legislation

The Democracts actually stood against Trump.

Remember when everyone said vote Liberal to prevent the Conservatives from coming into power?

Looks like we got a Conservative government anyways.

You are giving DOGE way too much credit for actual using code. DOGE most likely hit CRTL+F and typed in "Trans" and called it a day.

And I will be that sicko.

Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

Or the media will be like "Yeah, that makes sense" and will not push back.

That's a major silver lining right there.

Wait. We don’t have to sell underwater properties to Aquaman. We can sell everything to Zillow!?

I wouldn't be surpised if the DNC was actively looking at various rules to get rid of Zohran.

They are technically correct,

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

Oh no. Some hackers hacked out database and released all the ID information on high profile people. Oh such whoopsie, we made.

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