Virgo

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

Imagine living with the sound of gritty grinding reverberating through your skull from shattered vertebrae for three days

And all that for a 20 day sentence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Leave my wife’s icard out of your goddamn mouth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Me when it’s Friday night and I’ve thrown up the whole bottle with 0.6 glasses left

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

By the time steam chokes and shittifies we are all doomed

 
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like the bottom panels are swapped

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Gluttony isn’t really related to beauty standards as it is filling a void in oneself by mean of consuming externally. Food, drugs, consumerism, screens, thrill, sex etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They’re tamping down on bot accounts I think

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ground news

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

$10 for the tape and make sure you have an exact knife and a steady hand. Super worth it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m all over the board on this one. I’ll just take my adhd diagnosis and scurry along my way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This joke was old on Reddit and it doesn’t work when there are billions of you

 
 
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