ben16w

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mmm biocrust in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

What do cats think you are to them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

Pansexuals in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Is that Laci Green?

This is seriously trippy in c/wtf@lemmy.wtf
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Omg that's such a good description for it, I used to get them all the time. Thought I was the only one...

Monitrust - a minimal self-hosted server monitoring tool in c/rust@programming.dev
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Get some screenshots in the readme!

The app that promised to ‘use AI to weed out daters with STIs’ has been shut down in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

Yesterday, the temperature was in the 80's. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

A NYC police officer hanging over Times Square, 1920 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

What is in those Delectable treats that is so addicting? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!

baby pictures in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

baby pictures in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

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Why did the baker have smelly hands? (lemmy.world)
 

Because he kneaded a poo.

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