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[–] [email protected] 264 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This is what happens when you let children watch the Tate brothers.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is what happens when you let children watch YouTube unrestricted.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you let children use any social media.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you children...

[–] And009 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when you try to sanitize the internet for ~~advertisers~~ children.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Okay but this image is probably older than the Tate brothers being popularized.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

The tate brothers are just waste. They brainwash kids and make them misogynist.

[–] lmmarsano 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or hear the kid out: dat ass. 😎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Boys will be boys is a saying for a reason. And I don't mean it in a positive sense in this instance

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Taking a creep shot at that age is very much not a positive

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While this is an old saying, misogyny and disrespect like this are learned behaviors, not naturally occurring.

This kid is, what, 12? And he's publicly talking on social media about how he thinks he's got the charm to get in his teacher's pants. Call it what it is: this kid has been groomed by "influencers."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Before influencers it was just the media, tv, movies, friends who made people delusional enough to have those notions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, and I'd add family to the list. A lot of this stuff comes from how parents act around their friends as well, both in public and private.

It's the original definition of memes: information passed on outside of genetics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Happy cake day!

[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

woah, that is future psychopath behaviour

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As someone who has this disorder I never knew this was a symptom, lol.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you could categorize it under poor impulse control and poor understanding of social norms. But like, one incident doesn't make a diagnosis.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

& also add objectification of others, disregard of authority, narcissism, and slight delusions of grandeur (even after getting in trouble he still thought the teacher "wanted" him).

but yes you're right, one incident doesn't make a diagnosis, if i were this child's parent i'd start watching him closely though. becuase people with the antisocial personality disorder (commonly known as psychopathy) can lead normal lives, but they do need accommodation in the form of guidance and being taught coping skills

[–] lmmarsano 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

More like present day appreciator of dat ass.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a straight woman, I've got to admit she's got one hell of an ass on her.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn't handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I'm a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Gen X valor"

We have that? Dude...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We have it, we just dont care.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass"

Sometimes a womans beauty can defy gender and orientation.

"also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts"

Or just rap songs about it. Either way we used to be more civilized than this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for reminding me.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Would Stacy's Mom be the Millennial equivalent?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, Diamond Dave is a boomer, but yeah, Van Halen was part of the soundtrack to GenX

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

Lad has a ceo future

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha ha (this kid's gonna end up in jail.)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nah, Trump will pardon him and give him a position in his cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And republicans will create the "Let boys be boys" act, that will not only allow such behavior, but also tries its best to criminalize the callouts of this kind of behavior.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I can actually see this happening in the next couple years

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only if hes a fascist. Ms Rodriguez had better be from spain, if he wants that future pardon.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean... think it dont do it bruh. Also absolutely correct.

You know when the parents went for that meeting they also looked to be like "Well, is the boy at least justified in thinking "dat ass" was worth it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I bet the dad was like; "Maybe me and Mrs Rodriguez should talk in private"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Guess he learned nothing with the suspension

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hope the kid was lying, because that’s a far bigger problem.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

But not as big as th-

I'm sorry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Your right. This was done by a pre teen but still what is it with teenage boys and sexual harassment? I remember as a high school student aged 17-20 a lot of the younger students would fetishize the idea of doing it with an older woman so I received a lot of unwanted attention. I asked out my literal 12-to-15 year olds. I got unsolicited dickpics through my Snapchat. I was given lewd comments/cat calls all the time. I was told I was a "baddie", "Thicc" and a "MIFT". I got my butt slapped, I had videos and pictures took of me without my consent and I was too afraid to do anything about it because I thought people would think I was being inappropriate or provoking them in some way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Way to humble brag /s

In all seriousness, that must have been super uncomfortable. Its crazy how social pressures inform our perspective. I had the same thing happen to me, but I was raised as a dude. I was ecstatic that girls were into me, and was happy for the attention. It wasn't until I was older that I realized how absolutely fucked it was that girls waaaay older than me were sending me nudes, and girls younger than me who didn't even know my name yet were doing the same. Somehow I never sent a single pic, unless it was my cat. I loved my cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Way to humble brag /s"

Well, I guess looking back they weren't wrong, lol. Except on the 'MILF' thing. Idk how a 17-to-20 year old girl could be a mother. Unless I was Mexican.

"In all seriousness, that must have been super uncomfortable. Its crazy how social pressures inform our perspective. I had the same thing happen to me, but I was raised as a dude. I was ecstatic that girls were into me, and was happy for the attention. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized how absolutely fucked it was that girls waaaay older than me were sending me nudes, and girls younger than me who didn’t even know my name yet were doing the same. Somehow I never sent a single pic, unless it was my cat. I loved my cat."

Teenagers are just great at sex crimes in general, aren't they.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

kids are cruel and usually lack any form of empathy, which is why they are "more direct". Empathy is taught later on. But, taking pictures, sending dickpics, cat calling you are manners and those should have been teached by their parents. This is vile behaviour and those parents should know what their children are doing at school, maybe partially because of the lack of parental education. I am sorry you had to go through that and feel that helpless about it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hormones are one helluva drug xD I hope you're doing well now. As a someone who was sexually assaulted a few times growing up, I know that it can be difficult to shake.

I know plenty of Christian girls that didn't make it to 20 before getting knocked up, so I don't know if its just Mexicans lmao Lots of shotgun weddings!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Guarantee that plenty of boys have these thoughts at fairly early ages but most have either the common sense or sense of shame not to post it online. It's something you're supposed to keep private lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

About 12 I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Looks to be about 10-12.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Horny silly kid. 🤷😅

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