carrylex

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't wait for all the other horror stories getting posted here :D

 

This post was brought to you by this PMD rule.

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Why do we have this stupid code analyzer rule enabled anyway? Nobody writes code like this...

After telling them the lore why it's there:

You have seen such things before?

11 Times, as a matter of fact

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Off topic: Why is there a "gift" code and various tracking paramters in the url?

Url does seem to work without them: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No need to do that, you can simply scroll down to the footer and find the current version there ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

With F-droid you trust F-droid to build the binary from the developers' source code

Not when using a self-hosted F-Droid Repo - which is the case for Ironfox.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

saying there are unspecified "known vulnerabilities" within Signal

His source: Trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah but have you ever tried to install it directly?

There is stuff like notarization that's literally designed in a way that only Apple approved software can be run on your machine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
 
 

Also: Did you know that the Higgs-Bugson is a subspecies of the Heisenbug?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Short answer: Google Play

Long answer: Google Play and/or people with special requests like https://lemmy.ml/post/12332630

 
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PS/2 things (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

In todays edition of "stuff that I found in my storage" a PS/2 meme

Image transcription:

mov rax, rbx add rax, rcx HELLO IT'S THE KEYBOARD I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE E

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Packet Loss (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^

 
 

Still waiting for end to end encryption...

 

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Wisdom of the day:

  • Give your buildserver enough disk space
  • Don't underestimate compressed stuff
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I also want to highlight Florida - which has around 10 different electric grids...

 

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Source - The colors of the grids represent CO2 emissions

The title is a reference to the 2021 Texas power crisis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Well from my personal PoV there are a few problems with that

  1. You can't detect all credentials reliably, they could be encoded in base64 for example
  2. I think it's kind of okay to commit credentials and configuration used for the local dev environment (and ONLY the local one). E.g. when you require some infrastructure like a database inside a container for your app. Not every dev wants to manually set a few dozen configuration entries when they quickly want to checkout and run the app
 

One does not commit or compile credentials

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Context:

This meme was brought to you by the PyPI Director of Infrastructure who accidentally hardcoded credentials - which could have resulted in compromissing the entire core Python ecosystem.

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