follica

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Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

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The people look like they're from Attack on Titan

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Throwing water at each other, the way people used to throw eggs...

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Her shadow moves faster than light

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When you're happy and you know it,

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Uptown girl, i bet she's never had a downtown man

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Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

/iambic pentameter

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If she's unrepentant, she'd get Windows Me

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Grown ups need this too. Like uh, my friend.

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They ought to defend the Panama Canal with the Panama Papers

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The best kind of correct

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